I can't now remember why I decided I needed a multi-lingual limerick, and this isn't a very good one, but...
Un vieillard de joli Paris
Whose deafness was legendary,
Said "Ich höre nicht
Aber ich bin nicht dicht
Parla piu forte, si si!"
Edited with a little help from a sister who's better at languages than I am.
and third time lucky?
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